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Well, most of you know Jane has adopted a baby named Winter.
And 'cuz I am such a wonderful father...
I WANT YOU ALL TO LEAVE  SUGGESTIONS ON HOW I SHOULD EAT DA DAMNED THING~
Leave suggestions in comments~






...oh and if dis is jane...
I am... Talking about another baby named winter... From... Some... Girl dat isn't you....
....
Named Jane....
....
Well fuck.
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:iconthe-hero-of-thyme:
The-Hero-Of-Thyme Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Artist
Jeff at least TRY to be a decent father, I've been he;ping Jane raise your kid since day one! AND I spoil her as it should be ^_^
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:iconbishotic-lantis:
Bishotic-Lantis Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Artist
XD yup and Alice helps with protection
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:iconthe-hero-of-thyme:
The-Hero-Of-Thyme Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Artist
XD right!
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:iconbishotic-lantis:
Bishotic-Lantis Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Artist
Yup..You In chat now?
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
No.
I will eat dat child!
Some... Day...
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:iconthe-hero-of-thyme:
The-Hero-Of-Thyme Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Artist
Well the CHILD as you so speak is growing quite rapidly seeing as she isnt human anymore =)
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
She is seven, still a child.
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:iconbishotic-lantis:
Bishotic-Lantis Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Artist
Yup [link]
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:iconblairxd22:
blairXD22 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
fry it so itll taste like fryed chicken!!!!!
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
But dat'll taste like fried baby...
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:iconblairxd22:
blairXD22 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
-_- your the one that wants to eat the baby not me -___________- or you could prepair it like a turkey
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Too messy.
You're doing all the work.
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:iconblairxd22:
blairXD22 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
okay i guess i'll hand feed it to you too >.>
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
Yay~
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:iconblairxd22:
blairXD22 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
-_- i was being sarcastic.
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:iconbishotic-lantis:
Bishotic-Lantis Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Artist
Jeff try and be a mature Dad
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
What is dis word you speak of?
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:iconbishotic-lantis:
Bishotic-Lantis Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Artist
MATURE! It means you act like an adult other then a little kid who Is whining over spilt milk of being a father! Do you know how many young Dad's out there that are? Some get girls pregeant with doubles! OR triples! And yet all you have is an adopted kid and the best thing you could do Is take this situation seriously! Besides Winter's all grown up now [link] and there Isn't a thing you can do to stop It because Luigi me and Alice will make sure to keep her safe from people like you!..
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
KEEP HER SAFE FROM HER FATHER~?
Ahahahahah~
Try me bitch.
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:iconbishotic-lantis:
Bishotic-Lantis Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Artist
Excuse me?! I'M NO BITCH!!!! AND I PROMISE TO KEEP HER SAFE FROM YOU! :pissed:
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
YOU CAN'T KEEP HER SAFE FROM HER OWN FATHER!
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:iconbishotic-lantis:
Bishotic-Lantis Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Artist
Yes I can!..
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
No you can't!
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:iconraw-insanity-exe:
raw-insanity-exe Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Dissect it and put sum seasoning Inside, spiced with a lime then cook it and take it out and there's you new kinda turkey
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
Turkey... 'Cept it's a baby.
What do I do with da insides of it?
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:iconraw-insanity-exe:
raw-insanity-exe Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
THROW DEM ON DA GRILL AND SLAP SUM BARBECUE SAUSE ON THEM WHILE THERE IN DA GRILLZ, NAH MEAN? and then good ol' baby dinner
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
SOUNDS DEEEELICIOUS!
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:iconraw-insanity-exe:
raw-insanity-exe Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
oh it is...
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:iconiamtherealmasky:
IAmTheRealMasky Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


You? A father? Just ask slendy on tips how to eat it. This lot ain't gonna help :rofl:
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:iconraw-insanity-exe:
raw-insanity-exe Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
SHUDDAP!

'n I thought you of all people were goin' to be helpful!
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:iconiamtherealmasky:
IAmTheRealMasky Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
Jeff. We've been friends long enough for you to realize that I will be absolutely no help, and will offer absolutely no support throughout this troubled time. I GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS TO DEAL WITH!
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
Like what?
Dealin' with your ugly face everyday you look in da mirror?
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:iconiamtherealmasky:
IAmTheRealMasky Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
No stupid. *points to mask* I wear this all the time!
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
....your ugly.... Mask?
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:iconiamtherealmasky:
IAmTheRealMasky Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
>:C hey.


Well, if that's what you think; I'll just tell Master. You know, cos he made it?
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
You better not!
I'll mess you up!
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:iconask-ben-creepypasta:
Ask-Ben-Creepypasta Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Swallow it whole?
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
No.
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:iconask-ben-creepypasta:
Ask-Ben-Creepypasta Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
Why not?
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:iconslothulu:
Slothulu Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Micheal Douglas here, and I heard you want to eat a babeh. See what you do is soak it in some maple syrup, put it in the oven about 20 minutes and then ding. Spread some garlic and onions on that thing and your babeh is ready!
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
...COMPLETE.... GENIUS!
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:iconslothulu:
Slothulu Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YEAH! :iconyeahplz:
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Hello
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:iconslothulu:
Slothulu Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Seriously stop
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:iconask-janethekiller:
Ask-JaneTheKiller Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
put some spices and lemon juice onto a chicken then shove the baby into the chicken , bake it then eat it ....
YUMMMY BABY CHICKEN !!!! XD
heheheh
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
BEST SUGGESTION SO FAR!
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:iconask-janethekiller:
Ask-JaneTheKiller Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
hahahaha Totally
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:iconask-jeff-da-killer:
Ask-Jeff-Da-Killer Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
But you're not getting any,
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:iconask-janethekiller:
Ask-JaneTheKiller Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Awwwwww not fair
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